you guys were way drunker than both of me
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
