saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Someone signed my nipple.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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