I'm going to jail i love you
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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