the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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