Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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