I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Randomize
