i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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