yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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