i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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