Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
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