so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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