Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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