Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
True strength comes from lack of pants
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