Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I think a kid would responsible me up
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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