You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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