Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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