my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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