That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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