Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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