we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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