Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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