The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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