I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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