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There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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