Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
her vagine was all disorganized.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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