erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
