with your own penis?
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
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