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Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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