is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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