At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Rumble strips road head = magical
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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