im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Randomize