piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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