So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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