return my video game
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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