What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
as a side note pls kill me
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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