I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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