Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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