Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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