Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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