so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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