I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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