Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
we're so committed to being not committed
Randomize