i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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