On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
And then my night got REAL pukey
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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