Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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