hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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