butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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