sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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