i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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