So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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