I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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