i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I had to cum in my sink.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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