i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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